Burst Attention Span

Now that cheap cocaine has become the new Stella Artois, it's harder and harder for bar owners to prevent its use on their premises. A nearby pub's policy of spraying lemon bleach onto porcelain surfaces gives snorters a nasty aftertaste but doesn't seem to deter them. In Bristol the Police recommend WD-40 lubricant because it interacts with the powder so it can't be hoovered through a 20 quid note. Won't the filthy chavs just gum it? It's not like they don't know what lube tastes like…

This entry was posted on Friday, January 21st, 2005 at 3:06 pm and is filed under General.