Burst Attention Span

Last weekend my mate got some VIP tickets to Art Basel, so I just had to go with her! It's a huge event with 3 floors of Messe Basel devoted to installations and gallery stands. The whole place is a maze of white spaces, the only landmarks being an occasional sign and the art on the walls. We got lost several times and I left with the feeling that we'd been spun around blindfolded at some point during the day. Or maybe that was the VIP champagne and ice cream… Cameras were confiscated at the gate, but rules suck so I've uploaded a few pics from my phone onto Flickr anyway.

Stand back Paul Weller… The changing man about the wild wild woods these days doesn't need a peacock suit. Get a chicken suit!

Michigan State Legislature may outlaw weed flavoured lollys. Who decided to call them Pot Suckers? It sounds like a broken limb fetish.

I just got back from visiting my girlfriend in Madrid. It's an impressive city, with some great buildings and a beautiful park. I've put some pics up on Flickr for you to peruse.

I must start making T shirts before everyone else has all the good ideas… Like 'Darth enjoyed gardening'.