Someone once told me that London water was the cleanest in the world because it had been filtered by at least 16 sets of kidneys before it reaches your kitchen – which is a pleasant thought…
After testing the Thames to see how much of London's cocaine makes it back into the water supply, the results are shocking. Nearly 4% of Londoners are candying their noses, amounting to over 150,000 lines being consumed per day.
Even after treatment in the sewage plants, the water still contains a concentration of around 80,000 lines that have been passed back into circulation! That's amazing on several levels. From a public health perspective, I'd be interested how much of that coke makes it back into the actual drinking water. It could be a self sustaining addiction cycle for London's population, and it would certainly explain why they all act the way they do…
On the cost side of things, I wonder if consumers realise that they're pissing away about 20 quid's worth every time they buy a gram? It's only a matter of time until some enterprising cockney starts evaporating it back out of the Thames for resale to the be-burberryed chomping chav hordes, who'll be only too pleased to find a discount source that doesn't smell of semi-digested latex… ;-)