Burst Attention Span

Switzerland, 24 July 2006: The quiet town of Morges is shocked by a naked American who burned a bible, broke a stained glass window and then jumped into the lake to escape Police, biting those who tried to rescue him. Upon his arrest and subsequent recovery, the Massachusetts man claimed he was under the influence of mushies he’d brought from Amsterdam!

I wonder if he’s heard of the Sacred Mushroom Church of Switzerland? [Official Site]

This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 at 3:20 pm and is filed under Distractions, General.