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Two guys get really excited over the Pokemon movie

“Excuuuse me, Snorlax fuckin owns you!”

Switzerland, 24 July 2006: The quiet town of Morges is shocked by a naked American who burned a bible, broke a stained glass window and then jumped into the lake to escape Police, biting those who tried to rescue him. Upon his arrest and subsequent recovery, the Massachusetts man claimed he was under the influence of mushies he’d brought from Amsterdam!

I wonder if he’s heard of the Sacred Mushroom Church of Switzerland? [Official Site]

Snakes on a Plane! The only thing that could be better than this film is mo’ snakes on mo’ muthafuckin planes.

Stylish though it may be, this little clip shouldn't be taken as an instructional video kids…

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Elmer fudd has nothing on Gizgoogle… It's the sha nizzle-wizzle, boss!

Sometimes in my travels around the web, I discover a site that is truly baffling in its conception, and yet positively hypnotic in its presentation. Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries is one of those.

Through a mixture of music and forced textual narrative, the viewer is compelled to stare at the screen to try and discern any kind of meaning, with no idea how long until it might appear.

But is it art?

If, like R. Kelly, all you need is a little bump and grind then this little beauty is for you.

No, not the cute Korean girl, that eccentric wheel thing. It's supposed to exercise your abs. They say, "The smooth gliding action is the simple and effective secret of DancingUFO."

Judging by the demo animation it should stay secret. It's certainly one to use in private unless you're going to a Return to Oz costume party…